At Sea With Brazzers

I have to confess. When you are at sea for long lengths of time, it can get kind of lonely. I like to take my wife with me out to the blue yonder because she’s my best friend. It kind of gets dark early, so we usually head into the cabin to play games. Card games are the best to play because the rocking of waves doesn’t affect our games too much. When we play board games the pieces tend to fall off the board. Which can get really irritating.

Unfortunately, there are times when Vic can’t make my ocean bound trips, and I’m left to my own devices. Since technology has advanced quite a bit, I get access to the internet. So, when Vic isn’t around, I don’t have my frequent conjugal visits with her. What’s a man to do? Well, I head to my favorite adult site, Brazzers.

I know, I know… it’s not ideal. And how many people confess to watching porn? Well let’s be honest. If you aren’t masturbating, what are you doing late at night on the bearing┬ásea by yourself?

So here I am, confessing to my sins. If this turns you off, I’m sorry for my honesty. However, if you understand my situation and are little curious, I want to share with you an affordable Brazzers network pass. This will save you quite a bit of money, if you want to go down that little rabbit hole. No pun intended.

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Captain Victoria

Hi, I’m Jack. I’m the captain of the Victoria. Yes, I named my beautiful boat after my stunning wife. This blog is going to be a journey of my travels around the world in the Victoria.

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